Robot Hummingbird(new spy robot)

hai guys!!...
welcome back to my new topic..baru terbaca artikel, about new engineering founded!!
tgk title pon dah dpt agak apanya kan?yES!!!
ciptaan robot terbaru, robot kecik ja yang menyerupai hummingbird(burung daripada tropika, yang mengeluarkan bunyi degungan melalui getaran sayapnya)..jadi namanya "ornithopter"..and leh terbang dlaM bangunan dengan kawaLAn kontrol dan terdapatNYA video camera bersamanYa(wauu!! nice utk disguise)
so ciri2nya agak besar dan berat daripada BUrung HUmmingbird yang sebEnarnya...
kat bwah NI dia punya specification!!.
speeds of up to 18 km/h (11 mph)
weighs 19 grams(the same as an AA battery)
mengikut apa yang aKU baca, bnda ni susah untuk design, sbb ia mencabar aerodynamics prinsip dan limitations of the aerodynamics!!
current model is only a protoype, jadi mungkiN perlukan lagi development .. good luckk guys!!

noted that Discovery shuttle dah smpai ke space station, on saturday..and for the last time, lpas ni  this shuttle straight to museum!! huhu

GrEEk Fire?

MasterFIZIK: goOD day to all, eheh!!..today mr analyst nak bercakap TentanG/MengeNAi "GREEK FIRE"..apa Tu greeK fire?kenapA mr analYSt nak TerangkAN pasal GREEK FIRE?

mr anALyst said:
     GREEK FIRE, aritU mr analYST tenGok movie OmpUTih, tajuk TIMELINE, tenGOK2 samBIL layan facebOOK, laPTOP acER mr AnalysT is in front of tv, whILe faceBOOKING,im alSo watCHING the TV, huhu..so Tgh seroNOK and passiONATE  abOUt leavinG a fuNNy commENt, then actress Tu said "....greek Fire.."???!!...herm what is Greek FIre, mr analsyt with huge oF questIOn and curioUS insiDE this greaTESt braiN of ME.

   GREEK FIRE is a incendiary weapON used in byzantine empire, bOM/device pembakar NI masih lagi boleh Bernyala/memBAKar even underwater(ancient technology is Powerful<---mr analYst terlOPONG sekejap!!), from original byzantine source, it is called,"sea fire", "roman fire", "war fire", "liquid fire".

Happy New Year 2011 from Masterfizik and his ,beloved friend, the One and Only MR ANALYST!!

Masterfizik:
Good day to all my fellow subject..heheh..thanks la sapa yang follow(tapi haremm sowang pon x da follow), agak DRAStik pada tahun 2010 apabila hanYA dua post shaja yang mamPU diPOSTkan dalam blOG ni, mungkIN tahun lepas mR aNAlyst kurang membaca atau MEmbuat kajian2 terbaru beliau Yang mungkin bOleh dishare Oleh semua Jenis makhLUK atau peringKAT, so mr anALYST, what can you Expect in this year for our blog?

Mr ANalYSt (with his tousled hair):
hello all, thaNKs my fren, yes yes!, we're expecting more POST incoming for this year, it not because im lazY(act i AM very lazy,not to state), but it was because Of my lack oF research and reading!!!, not to disappoint our followers(even not more than 1, ceh!!), but hopefully in future, this blog couLD be a reference to our Engineer, Prof and I will the new Nobel winner!!! hahah!

Masterfizik:
Thank YOU mr analyst for great commentary, ya KITA amat mengharapKAn supaya mr analyst akan MEMEnangi hadia nobel atas kajian2 beliau, err mr analyst what is yOUR new research or finding?...

mr anALYST:
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Masterfizik:
sIR?...(masterfizik is frowning and has a sinister look on his face!!)..oh!! dia tido!!! sir YOU SLEEP?!!!!!..


masterfizik has left the building~
~mr analYST??-->zzZZZ!!~

TheorY of Angle Changes?

  many many many years ago, before we were born, there was a man, a man that not very famous, but soon or never be famous because of his stupid or Ridiculous theorY, one theOry that acknowledge by him is "thEory of Angle Changes"..luPA nak INTRoduce his NAme, mR aNALYST!!!..mr analYSt dapat teori ni in a class masa Dia keciK2 cili padi lagi daripada Cikgu dia!
                          Cikgu Beliau: Perasan atau tidaK wahai Anak2 murid ku, kalu kita mengadap kiblaT dengan degree yang salaH( 1 degree conth yg sesuaI), conthnya 48 darjah barat, tapi kita solaT dan mengadap 49 degree Barat, maka sudah slah!

                        MR analYst: ~ memikir~.."saya X paham, apa Beza nya?..cuma satu degree shja."
From this point, mr analyst had conducted many researcH owing to this idea..here the thEory!
      Inilah Teori Yang mr analyst stated-kan..dia MenggunaKAn flIGht principles dalaM membuKTikan his theory, accordinG to him, ApabILa kapal berada Pada Kedudukan Yang ditetaPkan, dengaN sudut perMulaan yang ditetapKn, maka Sudut itu akaN berubaH dari Titik a to B,jika pilot itu x ubah ketinggian kapaL itu, then, kaLU pilot naK keKalKAN suDut(sudut yang sma as sudUT permulaAn) pada tiaP2 jarak, maka pilot itu perlU mengawAL jarak ketiNGgian kaPL itu!..

    KLOn alBert eiNSteiN: mr analyst, yours theory is definitely wrong, ianya hanYA betul apaBIla titIK suduT itu ADaLAh "MAnipulasi"..not "BERGERAK BALAS!"
 MasterFIZIK: mungKIn beTuL kata Albert itu, maybe mr Analyst boleH buktiKN teori yang lAIN?!atau teori ini btul?
Mr-analyst: MAybe it not right , this is very Complicated to state<--- mr analyst still thiNking that can he Win a
nobel prize someday?!

Mr analyst has left the Building with BIG depression !

THE FAN

Salam,
      Fan, not die hard fan, terfikir atau tidak, atau mungkin anda di luar sana sudah fikir akan benda ini, kipas yang boleh produces lift force macam heli, hebat! cuma what is the term yang membolehkan wujudnya lift force ni? The Analyst said that(not referring to any books, but only his stupid and insane mind!), it could be by using slanted wing, second term is, full acceleration!( air acceleration opposite the force desired), 3rd term, crazy!...heh!...mungkin juga boleh jadi Mr The Analyst teori yang anda pakai..heh!, wujudnya lift disebabkn oleh low pressure above the wing and accelerates the udara down,newton sblm ni mengatakn bhawasanya yang udara direflect ke bawah akibat berlaku perlanggaran dengan bottom sayap,.. apa kata Mr Analyst pasal teori newton ni?

Mr Analyst said: Pada pendapat saya, teori tu bEtul, tapi kebanyakkn lift adalah disebabkn oleh low pressure above the wing!!!!!...

 Thanks Mr Analyst, suka hati Ja mr analyst ni cakap, Like i said, that this monkey is Not using his brain when  talks And come out dengan idea or Teori Gila BEliau, dengaN hope dia boLeh menanG nobeL prize, go Mr ANALyst!!

mungkin mr Analyst nk Patenkan kipas rotor heli ini, taPI apa keGUnaanya Mr analyst?

Mr Analyst: errmm i try to Find out later what is THe function of this Fan so that it can be useful..

APA?!!! jadi kipas Ini diwujudkan  tanpa dan beLum ada Fungsi yang tertEntu sebGai satu logik KeWujudannya...

MR ANALYST HAs LEFT THE BUILDING..