Thursday, September 2, 2010

TheorY of Angle Changes?

  many many many years ago, before we were born, there was a man, a man that not very famous, but soon or never be famous because of his stupid or Ridiculous theorY, one theOry that acknowledge by him is "thEory of Angle Changes"..luPA nak INTRoduce his NAme, mR aNALYST!!!..mr analYSt dapat teori ni in a class masa Dia keciK2 cili padi lagi daripada Cikgu dia!
                          Cikgu Beliau: Perasan atau tidaK wahai Anak2 murid ku, kalu kita mengadap kiblaT dengan degree yang salaH( 1 degree conth yg sesuaI), conthnya 48 darjah barat, tapi kita solaT dan mengadap 49 degree Barat, maka sudah slah!

                        MR analYst: ~ memikir~.."saya X paham, apa Beza nya?..cuma satu degree shja."
From this point, mr analyst had conducted many researcH owing to this idea..here the thEory!
      Inilah Teori Yang mr analyst stated-kan..dia MenggunaKAn flIGht principles dalaM membuKTikan his theory, accordinG to him, ApabILa kapal berada Pada Kedudukan Yang ditetaPkan, dengaN sudut perMulaan yang ditetapKn, maka Sudut itu akaN berubaH dari Titik a to B,jika pilot itu x ubah ketinggian kapaL itu, then, kaLU pilot naK keKalKAN suDut(sudut yang sma as sudUT permulaAn) pada tiaP2 jarak, maka pilot itu perlU mengawAL jarak ketiNGgian kaPL itu!..

    KLOn alBert eiNSteiN: mr analyst, yours theory is definitely wrong, ianya hanYA betul apaBIla titIK suduT itu ADaLAh "MAnipulasi"..not "BERGERAK BALAS!"
 MasterFIZIK: mungKIn beTuL kata Albert itu, maybe mr Analyst boleH buktiKN teori yang lAIN?!atau teori ini btul?
Mr-analyst: MAybe it not right , this is very Complicated to state<--- mr analyst still thiNking that can he Win a
nobel prize someday?!


Mr analyst has left the Building with BIG depression !